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ultimate ship meme !  /  not accepting.

general:

  • rate the ship -   i will go down with this ship sob
  • how long will they last? - they better last forever ok. ok. i refuse anything else
  • how quickly did/will they fall in love? - ummm. 50 years. :)) i think petra’s prob had feelings she wasn’t aware was romantic until she started thinking about it. then they start dating and i think things, at least from petra’s side develop pretty quickly from there :’)
  • how was their first kiss? - their .. holiday kiss oiuoiuwet was sweet and beautiful and did not last nearly long enough :))) 

wedding:

  • who proposed? - petra + twins, it was super extra and everyone had speeches
  • who is the best man/men? - nobody 
  • who is the bride’s maid(s)? - kara / jane prob.
  • who did the most planning? - both ! altho i feel petra would prob be picking apart all the details and bugging alex a lot about stuff. petra’s trying to choose between 50 shades of white
  • who stressed the most? - alex might get stressed out by petra stressing out a lil ? :))
  • how fancy was the ceremony? - prob beautiful and fancy af with the details and stuff but the wedding itself isn’t super big, they invite family and close friends only
  • who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - magda and anezka…

sex:

  • who is on top? - both ! they switch.
  • who is the one to instigate things? - probably petra more. (:
  • how healthy is their sex life? - iDK what healthy means okay. but their relationship is healthy and that includes their sex life hahaha.
  • how kinky are they? - not that much, i think? wat qualifies as kinky even, we don’t know oiuouwe. but petra would be down to try whatever alex wants to, if there’s anything.
  • how long do they normally last? - depends on whether they’re exhausted / not ? etc. but petra can go on for a while and she would… tease alex a lot :))
  • do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - no. petra prob usually has more lmfao, but there are times whEn petra would just make everything about pleasing alex. petra’s.. gonna set a record for most # of orgasms alex has ever had in 1 night. and then beat her own record.
  • how rough are they in bed? - not that much? i feel like they lean towards sensual than anything else. 
  • how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -  endless amounts of snugglings :”)

children:

  • how many children will they have naturally? - this is a funny question lmao ok. do the twins count? they have 1 apollo.
  • how many children will they adopt? - none.
  • who gets stuck with the most diapers? - alex :) ooPS. kisses alex’s cheek she loves u. she’ll do other baby stuff lmao. no but petra would help, tho i imagine she’d avoid diaper duties whenever possible.
  • who is the stricter parent? - petra !
  • who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - alex ! but prob both tho.
  • who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - both !
  • who is the more loved parent? - alex oioiuiu apollo is soft for petra tho :”)
  • who is more likely to attend the pta meetings? - petra ! but alex would be present when she’s not busy saving the world too !
  • who cried the most at graduation? - neither :)) but they’re proud af
  • who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both ? 

cooking:

  • who does the most cooking? - both ! depends on whether they get home early etc.
  • who is the most picky in their food choice? - alex :))))))) poor bb gonna be stuck with healthy food esp when she’s pregnant oiueiuoet no take out allowed lmao
  • who does the grocery shopping? - both !
  • how often do they bake desserts? - not much ? haha. 
  • are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - we’ll go with meat hahaha.
  • who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - both would prob? alex trying to cook for petra is the cutest tho.
  • who is more likely to suggest going out? - also prob both equally.
  • who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - would’ve been alex but they learned how to cook together and now… they’re burning the house down bc making out af not because they’re horrible at cooking :’)

chores:

  • who cleans the room? - both. the twins are old enough tho.
  • who is really against chores? - nobody. oiuouoiu.
  • who cleans up after the pets? - alex and the twins hahahaha.
  • who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - umm. nobody?
  • who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - um, they’re being a cute couple cooking in the kitchen and having fun that’s what they’re doing. what’s stress. lmao, i mean petra prob stresses more at first, like when eliza is coming over u knOW but it gets better.
  • who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - nobody oioiuwet what

misc:

  • who takes the longer showers/baths? - petra  :\
  • who takes the dog out for a walk? - at first it was alex and the twins, and then petra sneak walks vivaldi sometimes :)) but petra would tag along when alex walks vivaldi sometimes :”) 
  • how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - christmas for sure. idk what other occasions there are, like halloween, petra would be down to put up decorations if the kids / alex wanted.
  • what are their goals for the relationship? - this question is so weird iDK. we just want petra and alex to be happy and live a long nice life, hopefully alex doesnt die via alien attack 
  • who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither. we’re busy folks !! what is sleeping til noon we dont know it.
  • who plays the most pranks? - nobody ? hahahha.
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