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ultimate ship meme !  /  not accepting.

general:

  • rate the ship -   supercute and superprecious i love :”)
  • how long will they last? - til death do they part ! 
  • how quickly did/will they fall in love? - it took them a while from when they first met, and it was a nice cute slow sweet process !
  • how was their first kiss? - cute and it took them long enough !

wedding:

  • who proposed? - jesse.
  • who is the best man/men? - jesse’s besties that. i. gotta remember names i’m so bad at names smh
  • who is the bride’s maid(s)? - idk. the twins prob ! hahaha. 
  • who did the most planning? - both, but prob petra more !
  • who stressed the most? - petra lmao !
  • how fancy was the ceremony? - it was nice and pretty and heartfelt, nothing over the top but nice.
  • who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - magda and anezka… uh. would becky be invited ?

sex:

  • who is on top? - jesse more, sometimes petra.
  • who is the one to instigate things? - jesse :)) petra doesn’t mind tho<3
  • how healthy is their sex life? - lmaoo. is it possible to have too much sex?
  • how kinky are they? - not as kinky as dana is prob. jk. just enough? IDK how to answer this properly
  • how long do they normally last? - …average? idk what exactly this means lmao. but they can go a few times before they get exhausted.
  • do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - no, idt they count haha.
  • how rough are they in bed? - varies, depending on what they’re in the mood for, sometimes it’s gentle af and sometimes intense trash af
  • how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - a whole lot ! lots of snuggling !

children:

  • how many children will they have naturally? - they don’t have more children other than the ones they already have.
  • how many children will they adopt? - none.
  • who gets stuck with the most diapers? - jesse with pam, the twins don’t diaper anymore when they meet. petra would help out with pam when she’s around.
  • who is the stricter parent? - petra !
  • who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - probably both ?
  • who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - always jesse !
  • who is the more loved parent? - probably jesse.
  • who is more likely to attend the pta meetings? - both !
  • who cried the most at graduation? - idk, neither ?
  • who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both. petra ? haha.

cooking:

  • who does the most cooking? - jesse.
  • who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither !
  • who does the grocery shopping? - both !
  • how often do they bake desserts? - not regularly, but it’d be something fun to do when they do !
  • are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - …what does jesse eat tho.
  • who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - jesse !
  • who is more likely to suggest going out? - petra !
  • who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - neither :))

chores:

  • who cleans the room? - prob both ? they all help out. 
  • who is really against chores? - mm. nobody ?
  • who cleans up after the pets? - jesse :))
  • who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither ?
  • who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - petra lmao.
  • who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - …idk pam did ?

misc:

  • who takes the longer showers/baths? - lmfao petra. always
  • who takes the dog out for a walk? - jesse !
  • how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - but what does jesse celebrate tho
  • what are their goals for the relationship? - idk how to answer this oiuout. be happy ?? have a nice long full life together ?? hhaha.
  • who is most likely to sleep till noon? - jesse lmfao. oops !
  • who plays the most pranks? - nobody ?
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PETRA SOLANO
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