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PETRIVER FOR THE ULTIMATE SHIP MEME IDEC THAT THIS IS THE WRONG BLOG I LOVE OUR KIDS SO MUCH
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ultimate ship meme !  /  not accepting.

general:

  • rate the ship -   what’s the highest rating possible? bc that’s what they are !
  • how long will they last? - forever, obviously. oliver don’t die pls. thank you. but even if he does ( which he won’t ! ) their love will live on.
  • how quickly did/will they fall in love? - …a decent amount of time ? haha what is that. petra falls for oliver pretty quickly, i think, around the time that he starts checking in on her regularly post-paralysis.
  • how was their first kiss? - epic obviously! and super sad and angsty bc he kissed her and then had to leave for r’as al ghul. sobs in a corner.

wedding:

  • who proposed? - …jane? sort of. lmao
  • who is the best man/men? - william! barry will also be there.
  • who is the bridesmaid(s)? - the twins prob but like flower girls. is bob lee allowed to be petra’s bridesmaid man ? because he’s the closest to her apart from ollie, so. ollie’s sisters gotta be there too.
  • who did the most planning? - rogelio, and he’s super proud because it’s the wedding of the century
  • who stressed the most? - jane was stressed out by rogelio’s over enthusiasm
  • how fancy was the ceremony? - kate and william wish they were this big.
  • who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - magda and anezka o.o

sex:

  • who is on top? - mostly oliver, sometimes petra.
  • who is the one to instigate things? - ..petra mostly :)
  • how healthy is their sex life? - uh. define healthy ? lmao. it depends, really? they’re ldr, so they don’t do it often, probably more regularly assuming he’s not hurt when they were living together / when they live together after they’re married.
  • how kinky are they? - um. just enough level of trash but nothing out of the ordinary 
  • how long do they normally last? - ummm :)) iDK how to answer this either hahaha, long enough ? if it’s a question of stamina , they both have .. stamina. ollie more tho.
  • do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - no, they go with however things flow / whatever they’re feeling at the time
  • how rough are they in bed? - probably depends on their mood ? generally leaning towards … not necessarily rough and not vanilla, but more… intimate, passionate, i think.
  • how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - a lot esp when it’s in bed / couch because petra is a cuddle snuggle hoe, sorry ollie u fell for a major snuggler now you’re stuck

children:

  • how many children will they have naturally? - that’s biologically oliver and petra’s? none.
  • how many children will they adopt? - none.
  • who gets stuck with the most diapers? - with the twins… petra, ollie too tho when he was staying with them in miami :))
  • who is the stricter parent? - petraaa
  • who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both ? .. i mean define dangerous haha. 
  • who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - raisa
  • who is the more loved parent? - oliver ! he’s everyone’s fav xD 
  • who is more likely to attend the pta meetings? - petra would prob be more available schedule wise
  • who cried the most at graduation? - neither but their hearts are full ! and they’re super proud af parents 
  • who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both !

cooking:

  • who does the most cooking? - oliver more than petra ! everyone loves when ollie cooks :”) but also raisa.
  • who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither ! … but petra probably more ? mm. 
  • who does the grocery shopping? - raisa ? haha.
  • how often do they bake desserts? - oliver bakes, petra eats :”) ty babe. not that often tho, especially these days because busy af being charged… with criminal offenses lmao :\ among other things.
  • are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat !
  • who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - oliver would surprise petra :”)
  • who is more likely to suggest going out? - petra ! she loves going on dates with ollie okay. even when they’re married.
  • who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - more likely petra than ollie, but probably neither would !

chores:

  • who cleans the room? - idk haha raisa too ?
  • who is really against chores? - nobody i think ? do they do chores :o
  • who cleans up after the pets? - they don’t have pets !
  • who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither ?
  • who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - prob petra more. hahaha
  • who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - …raisa ? what are these questions i’m laughing

misc:

  • who takes the longer showers/baths? - petra hahaha.  it’s aboslutely necessary okay :\ sometimes petra pulls ollie into the bath with her and they can be cute n snuggle and relax
  • who takes the dog out for a walk? - they don’t have one !
  • how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - what does how often mean like oiuoiet. they’d decorate for christmas for sure ! ollie is a christmas hoe.
  • what are their goals for the relationship? - idk wat. haha. to… make it through the day ? lmfao. i’m not sure what ‘goals’ is supposed to mean, but petra just wants to be with him until they’re old and gray i mean.. it’s not that complicated
  • who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither. they’re both busy with lots of stuff ! like work and dropping the kids off to school and etc etc.
  • who plays the most pranks? - idk probably the kids being kids :))
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