multamusae:

grown-ish sentence starters part 1/ ? / episodes 1.01 –– 1.04
feel free to change pronouns, tenses, wording, etc etc for your muse.

  • “The world is a dangerous place now.”
  • “I don’t even want that for me.”
  • “I would soon discover that I didn’t know anything.”
  • “If you’re here to inquire about the listing for a mixed-breed litter of terrier puppies, you’ve come to the correct place.”
  • “All we gotta do is plant some cocaine in her desk.”
  • “The bold own the night.”
  • “She liked rottweilers and moshing at Swedish death metal concerts.”
  • “She was a liberated woman who didn’t conform to the boundaries or laws that her family, society, or 49 of the 50 states deemed acceptable.”
  • “He was super hot with a bunch of forearm tattoos who somehow, against all odds, made a ducktail work.”
  • “My bad for caring about culture.”
  • “It would be greatly appreciated if you leave out any mention of terrier puppies that may or may not actually be coyotes.”
  • “Drones are pretty cool. It’s like we have a bunch of cameras on birds.”
  • “It’s not like I’m gonna shoot you or anything.”
  • “Oh my god, I’m totally a drug dealer.”
  • “She loved my hair and I love that she loved my hair.”
  • “I’m so excited I think I gotta poop.”
  • “Dude, you’re a monster.”
  • “I just wondered what people would think of me.”
  • “People’s opinions matter.”
  • “These don’t feel like questions any logical human has to answer.”
  • “I totally feel like you just skipped over multiple steps on your spiral down.”
  • “I get not wanting to be a disappointment.”
  • “For college kids who like to party, the baseline is beer, weed, and questionable jello shots.”
  • “They’re girls raised by their nannies who hate themselves as much as the calories in alcohol.”
  • “I like a nice buzz, but I don’t get White Girl Wasted.”
  • “You literally have your pants on backwards.”
  • “You act like you have it all together, meanwhile none of us have it all together.”
  • “You just need to chill out and medicate your situation.”
  • “I don’t have time for this, so can you go?”
  • “Just pull out your slippers and tell us what Y2K was like.”
  • “I don’t see anything in here worth cracking open a new box of Plan B.”
  • “We’ll be by the bathrooms, where all the action happens.”
  • “Oh my god, those are drugs! Those are illegal drugs!”
  • “Dude, do you want me to get arrested?”
  • “I feel like it’s a gateway to something awful, like having a heart attack or meeting Dr. Drew.”
  • “This is definitely a one-time thing.”
  • “I have too much respect for the dead.”
  • “They’re seriously not calling me that, are they?”
  • “I just want you to know that I really appreciate what you did for me tonight.”
  • “Please believe me when I say I really am sorry.”
  • “That’s a normal thing to say after your first kiss, right?”
  • “There’s just something that feels wrong about him only texting me at night.”
  • “There ain’t nothing romantic about an ‘u up?’ text.”
  • “It says she’s a sexually liberated woman who doesn’t care about labels.”
  • “My head is about to explode.”
  • “With strategic manscaping and solid lighting, your dick will bring a woman to tears.”
  • “A nudie bank is not a collection of nudes you send to chicks. It’s a collection of nudes that chicks send you.”
  • “I hate him, but he’s right.”
  • “The thing about a power move is, sometimes they turn out to be not so powerful.”
  • “We’re both good people but that doesn’t mean we’re good for each other.”
  • “You’re going to have to fake your own death but like, immediately.”
  • “You’re probably just trying to run some stupid little game and I’m not interested.”
  • “So that’s all this is about, me being stunning?”
  • “What’s the cheapest beer at this fine establishment?”
  • “I was just trying to apologize for the misunderstanding.”
  • “You were coming in kinda hot there, weren’t you?”
  • “So you’re down for the whole objectification thing for our people?”
  • “I mean, technically I’m bi, so..”
  • “I don’t want to be some girl’s experiment, okay?”
  • “Call me when you’re done going through this whole ‘bi’ phase.”
  • “You know, it’s lgBtq. Respect the letter, bitch.”
  • “I don’t want to lie to you, so don’t make me.”
  • “None of that shit matters anymore.”
  • “Can you stop hating for like, two seconds?”
  • “I’m not that big of a sweetheart. You’re just used to not being treated well.”
  • “We got totally trashed, but it was so cool because he came back the next morning with a hangover care package: tylenol, pedialyte, and a big ass cheeseburger.”
  • “A man who gets you drunk and buys you a cheeseburger? That’s boyfriend material. No, husband material.”
  • “She was just a girl I was hooking up with.”
  • “She thinks that I’m an immature lesbian going through a phase.”
  • “It’s about the people who stuck with me when I was down.”
  • “Nobody watches sports on TV anyway.”
  • “I really need a new nickname.”
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